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Here are some of my favourites:
- Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
- "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey
- "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know." - Groucho Marx
- "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers
- "I haven't slept for ten days. Because that would be too long." - Mitch Hedberg
- "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx
If you like the idea of the paraprosdokian, I have decided to create a Google List and share it with whoever cares. As I find more websites with paraprosdokians, I will add it to the list., so check it out every now and again!
HT: Dan Phillips